Doom Scroll

We Asked AI to Paint the Apocalypse—It Invented Starbucks on Mars
Guess we’re doomed but caffeinated.
Warhol’s Ghost Opens Pop-Up Shop Inside Walmart
Soup cans 2-for-1, existential dread included.
A businessman holds a transparent briefcase filled with digital data, symbolizing the future of finance.
This Sculpture Costs $4 Million But Also Doubles as a Crypto Mining Rig
It appreciates… literally.
A stylish young man with a well-groomed beard smiles confidently in a bustling shopping mall, suggesting themes of fashion, lifestyle, and modern living suitable for advertising, marketing
This Performance Artist Lived Inside a Shopping Mall for 30 Years—No One Noticed
Late capitalism or avant-garde Airbnb?
This Painting Just Bought Its Own Yacht
The artist is still paying rent on exposure.
This AI-Painted Dolphin Holds the Secret to Reversing Global Warming
Spoiler: it involves NFTs.
This AI Claims It Can Solve Global Warming… With Vibes
The algorithm is literally manifesting a cooler Earth.
The Mona Lisa Quit Her Job to Become an NFT Influencer
She only posts skincare routines and stock tips now.
A digital platform tracking art investments, showing portfolio growth through fine art, rare collections, and emerging artists.
The Gallery on Fire: When AI Meets Climate Crisis
Artists turn algorithms into alarms, asking if beauty can spark action.
Futuristic greenhouse in deep forest green, featuring AI-controlled climate systems that adjust humidity and temperature for optimal plant growth.
The Eco-Aesthetic: Training AI to Dream of Greener Futures
Artists and coders unite to turn climate data into digital prophecy.
Scientists Say AI Art Generates More CO₂ Than Your Ex’s Jeep Wrangler
And it still looks like a bad screensaver.
A businessman under an umbrella sits in a chair that floats in the middle of a stormy sea. There is a thunderstorm with lightning in the sky
Postcards from a Drowned Future
AI-generated art reveals the surreal landscapes of climate change denial.
robot ai artificial intelligence is learning creativity by using a painter palette, doing a artwork, concept autonomous robot is going to be an artist
Pollution? Overfishing? Nope—AI Says the Real Threat Is Ugly Art
The climate crisis just got personal.
AI Is Making Climate Change Look Cute, and That’s a Problem
Who knew melting glaciers could be ‘aesthetic’?
Picasso Resurrected by Hedge Fund to Paint Bull Market Forever
Turns out cubism looks great on a balance sheet.
Hunters rifles nature environment. That was great day. Finish hunting season. Enjoy sunset in mountains. Hunters friends enjoy leisure. Hunters friends gamekeepers with guns silhouette sky background.
New Museum Exhibit Lets Billionaires Hunt Performance Artists for Sport
Tickets start at $50,000 (plus a signed waiver).
Neural Networks, Natural Disasters
When the most advanced art tools are fueled by the same forces causing collapse.
Larry Gagosian Just Sold a Banana Duct-Taped to Capitalism for $3 Billion
And yes, it immediately went on layaway.
Abstract modern collage. The man with the plaster head of David pointing finger gold credit card on a purple background.
Michelangelo’s David Hired as Spokesmodel for Goldman Sachs
Now with an engraved platinum credit card.
Jeff Bezos Commissions a Renaissance Fresco Inside His Forehead
Art historians call it ‘the Sistine Scalpel.’
Frozen Fire: A Dual Reality
Is Your AI Art Melting the Ice Caps?
The hidden costs of digital creation—and the artists hacking back.
Modern bank lobby featuring automated teller machines (ATMs)
Guggenheim Replaced All Its Art With ATMs—Critics Say It’s Their Most Honest Show Yet
Minimalist, modern, monetized.
From Pixels to Protests: The Art of Surviving Climate Collapse
How AI-powered artists are rewriting the aesthetics of extinction.
Elon Musk Launches the First Painting Into Orbit—Immediately Sells Space to Advertisers
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Climate Change Isn’t Real… Until AI Starts Making Sad Polar Bear Art
Now it’s a vibe.
Click, Generate, Extinct?
The dark irony of AI art’s hunger for power in an overheating world.
A woman looking distressed in a bathroom, with her hand on her head and an expression of surprise or concern.
Capitalism Has Been Named Artist of the Year After Inventing Suffering
Critics call it ‘derivative but effective.’
Wow. Beautiful female half-length front portrait isolated on gray studio backgroud. Young emotional surprised asian woman standing with open mouth. Human emotions, facial expression concept.
Capitalism Declares Itself a Conceptual Artist—Submits Climate Change as Its Magnum Opus
It’s performance art, darling, we’re all complicit.
Can AI Save the Planet—Or Just Sell You Art?
How machine learning is painting utopias while the world burns.
Banksy Accidentally Shreds the Entire Global Economy
Collectors say it only increased the value.
Art Dealers Are Selling Air for $10,000 a Breath—And It’s Already Sold Out
Finally, a medium you can inhale.
Colorful sunset over ocean on Maldives
Art Collector Buys Entire Sunset, Plans to Flip It on Sotheby’s
Public will have limited viewing hours.
Advanced technologies to mitigate the effects of rising sea levels on coastal cities are devised in a climate adaptation research center.
Art at the End of the World: Can AI Help Us Imagine Survival?
Why the next masterpiece may be an algorithm calling for climate justice.
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AI Just Out-Photoshopped Mother Nature—And She’s Suing for Copyright
Earth is tired of deepfakes.
AI Just Made a Painting That Could Stop Climate Change… But Only If You Buy It
Turns out salvation is pay-to-win.
AI Is the New Pollutant—or the New Paintbrush?
Exploring the carbon footprint of creativity in the age of machine-made art.
tornado sky ai generated image
AI Art Just Won a Prize for Painting the End of the World—And Oil Companies Sponsored It
Capitalism always gets the last brushstroke.
Glowing dollar signs on a dark circuit board representing digital finance and technology concept art
AI and Wall Street Team Up to Sell an Infinite Painting of Money
Every brushstroke is deductible.
Shocked multiculturral businesspeople looking at camera in office
A Gallery Sold a Blank Canvas for $1 Million—It Was Actually a Mirror
Collectors call it ‘self-reflective minimalism.
Michelangelo’s David Joins OnlyFans to Pay Museum Bills
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